‘Want to marry a mujahid in Syria?’: JihadMatchmaker is for you [pics]

Cutting off heads and persecuting religious minorities doesn’t leave much time for a social life. Thankfully there’s a new matchmaking service for today’s jihadi on the go. My name is Achmed and I enjoy killing infidels, rioting, explosions, and long walks on the beach…

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— Lisa Daftari (@LisaDaftari) September 14, 2014

Want to marry a mujahid in Syria? Then DM in your age, languages and marital status today. Allah is most generous!

— Jihad Matchmaker (@JihadMatchmaker) September 7, 2014

@JihadMatchmaker who the heck wants to do that? What is wrong with you people? "I wanna marry a terrorists!" #saysnooneever

— lyndi tatter (@lynditatter) September 12, 2014

Keep it halal and get married: Picture all the little mujahideen running around.. Prophet s.w would be proud 🙂

— Jihad Matchmaker (@JihadMatchmaker) September 8, 2014

Given the news out of the region recently, people were less than welcoming to the matchmaking service.

@JihadMatchmaker My name is Hoochy Ma Ma Ma Mama! Looking for Jihad lover! pic.twitter.com/y0btA5xp07

— RedElephant (@WeSeeRed) September 13, 2014

@WeSeeRed @JihadMatchmaker HAHAHA MATCH made! I always wondered what was under those Burkas pic.twitter.com/sfWllzPPK6

— HICKORY (@claydirtman) September 13, 2014

4 those seeking marriage you are advised to fast & now we are in the ayaam al-baydh (middle days of hijri month in which fasting is sunnah.)

— Jihad Matchmaker (@JihadMatchmaker) September 8, 2014

@JihadMatchmaker Jihad brides for #ISIS #AlQaeda #MuslimBrotherhood available at JihadMatchmaker on Twitter! pic.twitter.com/9wbKVP3SJm

— RedElephant (@WeSeeRed) September 13, 2014

Mmmmm, Bacon @JihadMatchmaker pic.twitter.com/cnsNcQRdn8

— Sandy (@RightGlockMom) September 13, 2014

@JihadMatchmaker I'm 3'2" and looking for a good time pic.twitter.com/2vSA0hmpFW

— Greg G. (@gsquarednc) September 12, 2014

JM is overloaded with tweets since I am jihadi! The animal images are ridiculous lol Islam forbids marriage to animals unlike some states!

— Jihad Matchmaker (@JihadMatchmaker) September 13, 2014

@JihadMatchmaker Im sure he would be SO proud of all the Yazidi teens that u dogs are selling to fat old men. Praise Allah for young girls.

— Global Soul (@BKsCorner) September 11, 2014

Lisa Daftari writes:

“The Islamic State/Caliphate horizons are rooted in early Islamic history,” Yigal Carmon, founder and president of Washington-based MEMRI said. “The Caliphate today is imitating that model, and therefore trying to invoke women in battle as was the spirit of women fighters in early Islam.”

Families in nations such as Tunisia and Yemen have reportedly sent their young daughters to take part in “sexual jihad,” entering into temporary “marriages” with jihadists, allowing them to have sex without violating their interpretation of the Koran.

At least three young women from Minnesota have traveled to the region to join Islamic State, according to a report by Daily Mail. The three women, believed to be from Minnesota’s Somali community, allegedly left their homes about three weeks ago, intending to become nurses tending to the injured jihadis injured in Syria and Iraq, the report said.

Another report by MEMRI [Middle East Media Research Institute] entails the capture of Yazidi women as sex slaves from the villages Islamic State has conquered in northern Iraq. The women are reportedly kept by fighters or sold as sex slaves.

Yet some women are still drawn this movement.

Allahu Akbar JihadMatchmaker is nearing 100 followers, keep on moving!

— Jihad Matchmaker (@JihadMatchmaker) September 12, 2014

Rock on.

@JihadMatchmaker salaam, Im a UK journo, have a few questions re. IS fighters and marriages. Can we talk? Jzkallah Khair

— Hussein Kesvani (@HKesvani) September 9, 2014

@HKesvani JM is for all not just IS. Any questions you have feel free to ask.

— Jihad Matchmaker (@JihadMatchmaker) September 10, 2014

@JihadMatchmaker jzk will DM shortly

— Hussein Kesvani (@HKesvani) September 10, 2014

@HKesvani Just for clarification our jihad is dawah and a way of life, marriage is a natural part of life. Now in terms if your questions..

— Jihad Matchmaker (@JihadMatchmaker) September 10, 2014

@HKesvani .. be wary not to ask that of no benefit to muslims in general. wa anta jazaak!

— Jihad Matchmaker (@JihadMatchmaker) September 10, 2014

“Feel free to ask” questions but “be wary” of what questions you ask.

Chilling.

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