WTF: Louis C.K. has the answer to saving humans from themselves…Mars

When libs say it’s the conservatives who are anti-science, please point them to this insane theory from comedian Louis C.K. on the origin of life on Earth, as well as his plan for humans to survive all of the damage we’ve done to the planet:

It really feels like Mars used to be a here that got globally warmed by some very us-y people-things.

— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014

I'm not saying I can prove it. I'm saying it feels like it.

— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014

It feels like they left mars on a moon that they pushed out of orbit and rode over here to try to orbit what was earth

— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014

That's the only way you could move billions of people-y types. But their moon crashed into pre-earth and everyone died.

— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014

What was left turned into here and our moon and got seeded by marsian corpse DNA. And later we'll use our moon to go back.

— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014

That's what it feels like anyway.

— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014

Listen, he’s a comic — we get that. But he’s also been held up by those on the Left as some sort of take-no-prisoners voice of reason on global warming and the environment. For example, here is high praise from Think Progress Green:

There are two ways to respond to the Evangelicals who don’t seem to support climate action.

There is the calm and rational way — see our recent post, “Evangelical Scientists Issue Faith-Based Call For Congress To Address Climate Change.”

And then there is the way of the current king of standup comedy, Louis C. K. (animated byJRoneyMedia):

High praise is probably the accurate term as many are suggested on Twitter that C.K. must be stoned or drunk as an explanation for his kooky mission-to-mars plan:

Who gave @louisck weed

— Rob Boo-sseau (@robrousseau) October 8, 2014

@louisck Pass that thing to the left, Louis.

— Ro = (@Bradyesque7) October 8, 2014

@louisck How high are you right now?

— Casey Jenks (@yeabuddy) October 8, 2014

I'm not saying I can prove you're drunk. I'm saying it feels like it. RT @louisck I'm not saying I can prove it. I'm saying it feels like it

— ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (@GOPMommy) October 8, 2014

Or maybe it’s time for C.K. to seek help:

@louisck Yes, interesting idea. (Men in white coats – now's a good time to get him. Mr. C.K. is distracted on twitter)

— KristenBrakeman (@KristenBrakeman) October 8, 2014

@louisck Louis mate get some rest.

— Leo (@leowright10) October 8, 2014

Yes, mate. Get some rest as we have no clue what you mean,  Are you trying to be funny? Deep? Smart? Whatever it is, we’re just not seeing it.

 

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